Charlie Brooker: To be fair to 50 cent, he’s actually mistyped there. What he meant to say was, “I’m a fucking idiot. Don’t listen to me, or buy my records. Don’t even glance at me, I’m not worth troubling the photoreceptors in your retinas with, for I, 50 cent, am a nothing. Lol.”
Bang on.
I WAS THERE. I WAS IN THAT ROOM, I COULD HAVE TOUCHED CHARLIE BROOKER..but I refrained.
Hahaha! That would have been amazing. Just to see you creep into frame, tap him on the shoulder and then scoot off.
I was there too! Just to the right of the camera!
Just to the right of the camera, behind a giant pectoral muscle.
charlie brooker sets the world straight once more. what would we do without him?